I just drove from Everett to Pullman. 

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 05/07/2016 at 12:51 • Filed to: road trip

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I got two hours of sleep and have been up since 3am. Don’t ask me anything, ever. Just kill me, or send coffee and cheeseburgers.

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/07/2016 at 12:56

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You looking at WSU?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two 05/07/2016 at 12:59

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Family member walks today

$kaycog > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/07/2016 at 13:01

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Here you go.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > $kaycog 05/07/2016 at 13:02

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:)

scoob > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/07/2016 at 13:03

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Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?

What shape is the sky?

Why do they write “May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts” on peanut butter jars?

“I am” is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that “I do” is the longest sentence?

If you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking?

If you have a gun and you ask, “can I ask you a question?” and they say “fire away” should you shoot them?

What is a chickpea if it is neither a chick nor a pea?

Why is it called the People’s Republic Of China when China’s not a republic?

Why are dandelions considered weeds when daisies are considered flowers?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Then it dawned on me... they’re cramming for their final exam.

Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?

Whenever an adult is kidnapped why isn’t it called adultnapped??

Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won’t hit them?

Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

The Bible is the most shoplifted book in the world, the Ten Commandments say “thou shall not steal”. Why is not the most recovered book, can’t those people read?

Why whenever you start to sing, you automatically sing in a higher voice than you talk?

If you called the police station to talk to an officer and he is not there, would that be considered a cop out?

Is it legal to name your kid “Anonymous”?

If you dig a hole in the South Pole are you digging up or down?

Why aren’t there ever any guilty bystanders?

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/07/2016 at 13:05

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Awesome!

lone_liberal > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/07/2016 at 13:10

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How’s the wheat looking?

CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/07/2016 at 13:22

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http://shoutengine.com/TheSmokingTire…

Zoidberg, here are some podcasts. The ones with the guy from Top Gear, BBI Autosport, and HRE are the best.

For Sweden > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/07/2016 at 13:30

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Just go to Old European and eat something

TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/07/2016 at 13:41

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I walk all the time.

tacogx > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 05/07/2016 at 22:43

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Nice! Some of my buddies who are graduating this year are going there. I want to go out of state, though.